Thursday, August 5, 2010

the one about the REAL uni life

I've been staying in this place called Mews here in Melbourne. been staying here since last sem with a bunch of my frens. And WE'RE the real definition of uni life. no seriously.

introducing the residents of mews. *drum roll please*

Seou Yuen. Sheng Yi. Shu Ling. Rummer.

Uni life means :
  • stoning in front of TV
  • repeating a joke for 13948109586130948650182 times.
  • p-p-poookkke-her-face.
  • Grey's Anatomy marathon. from season 1.
  • COD-ing. which includes a lot of yelling at the screen. YALALALALA!!
  • create game characters n give them shitty names like "brat the manwhore"
  • speak in our own broken/rojak/random language "upsderes downsderes"
  • junk food, beer, and sometimes smirnoff.
  • crazy drinking game. ending up with 3 out of 5 drunk. 1 puking in the sink, 1 getting carpets burn then puking on her bf, 1 noming cheese like crazy then falling asleep on stairs, 1 who cheated therefore didnt get drunk, n 1 who kept randomly laughing.
  • being lame.
  • become nocturnal together.
  • stay up till 7am then crash till 2pm.
  • coincidentally looking for food together at 3am in the morning.
  • listen to mind blasting music. *doof doof doof*
  • annoy rummer the dog.
  • remind rummer to "no boof"
  • exterminate aragogs n keep them in a giant logitech box. which btw is still in mews.
  • Crash Team Racing on PS3
  • Puzzle Bubble on PS1
  • watch random youtube clips n ROFL. literally. dont believe? just watch this ray william johnson vid.
  • speak with russian, indian, COD language, chinese, malay accents.
  • create coffee addicts *twitch twitch*
  • barista.
  • sing in ways that can probably cause an avalanche.
  • go on fullspeed cleaning mode.
  • break into spongebob songs. *screams in unison C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G-SONG*
  • oh yea. and other actual uni stuff.
  • and sometimes even this :
a bunny watchin a youtube clip of a bunny dancing. bahaha.

mosquito rummer. i am gonna suck your blaaadd. *boof*
self high 10!! yes. we taught him that.
i woof u.. bahahaha..

if thats not enough. watch this :

babehh.. tell me watchu watchu waiting for..
our door got stuck the other day. so here's us trying to open a stuck door..


here's something dumb that occurred a few days ago.

I was walking back to my place in the dark yesterday. And I noticed a guy walking in front towards the same direction looking back at me over and over again while trying to walk faster. After a while, the guy started running in fear towards his place, which was apparently a few door away from mine. He probably thought I was stalking him or something. BAHAHAHA.. LOSER!! like seriously, what did he think I was gonna do? I'm a girl in pink ballet flats okayy. did he think I was gonna tackle him? or throw my pink flats at him?

And I thought I was paranoid.

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